Order Up!
So last night in Horde side /realmportal channel, the topic came up towards the end of the Fancy Cakes roleplaying event of thinking about the coffee (or tea) orders your character would likely get as their "regular" if they were to wander in to a coffee shop. This being WoW, alcohol is allowed to be included in your drink order (i.e. spiced rum in your pineapple/mango frappucino) and you can use small/medium/large sizes. This ain't no Starbucks!
So would your character be a small strawberries & cream frappucinno with whip person? Would they hanker for an iced double-shot Americano? Maybe they can't get through a day without a hot raspberry herbal tea with organic honey?
Tell us what tantalizes their tastebuds!


I will start and say that
I will start and say that Iloam's usual is a small english breakfast black tea, extra hot and extra strong, with a double shot of Irish Whiskey (such as Jameson's). No cream or sugar.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I FUCKING KNEW IT. what
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
what do I win?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Heaven help me for the way I am
Save me from these evil deeds before I get them done
"Nobody's a traitor until they are."
You win going 'round to
You win going 'round to the shop to buy me more whiskey. Hurry up! Daddy's gettin' dry here!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Black... dey always order
Black... dey always order it black... blacker den deh darkest pit of deh void...
Why do dey always get it back!? *sobs*
Coffee?
I'm assuming that's this 'coffee' stuff you were telling me about a couple of weeks ago!
So bitter ... I fail to see how people can stand it without something to smooth that part of it over.
Faraji enjoys green tea
Faraji enjoys green tea with a ridiculous amount of honey in an earthenware mug, as hot as possible short of boiling. I'll go out on a limb and say 1/3 of the cup is pure honey. He can't stand anything short of absurdly sweet.
____________________________________________
Silence is Golden.
Retired Main!
Mains: Honani (H), Aethelu (A)
Alts: Tekuja, Greesie, Tev, Jabari, Darma, Rhosyn, Nalaji
Artie most commonly prefers
Artie most commonly prefers a tea much like Darjeeling, brewed to just golden, sometimes with milk and sugar, sometimes without. Never hot - always just past the warm side.
When she really has to concentrate, she drinks a tea like a Ceylon black, very strong, with sugar and/or honey, no milk, much hotter than the Darjeeling.
On sunny afternoons or with a picnic or something, a green tea is always good, once again just past the warm side, not really hot, no sweeteners needed.
She does like coffee, but really prefers tea.
____________________
Just call me Artie, dear.
Just call me Artie, dear.
Drakis is definitly a black
Drakis is definitly a coffee, black, person. Good for his brain who has needs of uber stimulation.
For Mairead I think she'd
For Mairead I think she'd go for either a nice green tea to get her going in the morning, or some sort of fruity tisane made with things like rosehips, orange peel, hibiscus and strawberries.
(( Brandy from the
((
Brandy from the McCaimbridge Vineyards, of course. Very expensive. She carries her own because it's not stocked locally.
When not sipping brandy (warmed, of course), hot tea in the morning and/or evening. And cool water with a hint of lemon almost all the time.
She has no problem bringing her own brandy into a pub, so she'll order an ale or something else as a courtesy. *grin*
))
------------------------------------------
"It's only gonna be about a matter of time before you get loose and start loose your mind..." - Mary J Blige -
"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." - Maya Angelou -
Rethelia is the unfortunate
Rethelia is the unfortunate sort of person who only eats and drinks to keep her body going. Her pallet is too neglected to enjoy the subtleties of complicated orders or the simplicity of basic, strong flavors- she is more likely to order something based on how she will fit into a scene than on any kind of personal preference.
"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."
-Kurt Vonnegut
An Irish Coffee, with
An Irish Coffee, with extra sugar, double whiskey and half the cream. This order is pretty common with Fae, though she is a fickle creature in all things, and it's always subject to change depending on how hungover or cranky she is.
-----
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.
If we're talking drinks in
If we're talking drinks in general, I have to thank Blizzard's team of creative geniuses for adding Crimson Stripe to the game via their Brewfest event. Umbuya would drink Stripe in quantity. Hooray, Beer!
For coffee/tea, Umbuya is definitely a coffee guy. I can see the Sandfury having an approach to coffee not unlike Ethiopian and Turkish traditions, with dark, dark, dark coffee brewed in clay decanters. The grounds settle in the brewed cup, with the sludgy mix left behind. Mmm. Sugar? Sure, but just a touch for this Troll.
Cerwis' usual would be a
Cerwis' usual would be a venti caramel apple cider
Nediva's would be a tall white mocha with a shot of raspberry and extra whip.
Raksasha's would be a cup of ginger tea with a lemon slice
Edeline's, if she wished, would be simple, grande black coffee. Dead secretaries don't need much.
Ysra's usual would be water.
Reginald would order a tall hazelnut latte with whip and caramel.
----
"Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later."
----
"Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later."
Laurai would go for a large
Laurai would go for a large white chocolate mocha with whipped cream and sliced strawberries on top.
Playing god is an ironic phrase, for God doesn't take action, he remains detatched from the world's events. Humans have free will, so to choose to end another's life, you are not playing god, you're playing human.
Iced green tea with
Iced green tea with strawberries.
And as far as coffee, uh. strawberry mint mocha with white chocolate.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Heaven help me for the way I am
Save me from these evil deeds before I get them done
"Nobody's a traitor until they are."
You're so adorable,
You're so adorable, Strawberry.
---
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boyShe'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get
-----
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.
Daww. *toes
Daww. *toes dirt*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Heaven help me for the way I am
Save me from these evil deeds before I get them done
"Nobody's a traitor until they are."
Alenei... probably mulled
Alenei... probably mulled cider, which personally I hate, but she would like.
Soryne, black tea (Ceylon Black equivalent) with cream.
Deiena, straight green tea
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pepsi is for mages.
- Dominic Hobbs
Pepsi is for mages.
- Dominic Hobbs
Mmm, oh I like this topic.
Mmm, oh I like this topic. Let's see, there's pink champagne with fresh raspberries. Oh! Or pomegranate suntea with mint leaves. There's also steamed milk with peppermint; -so- good in the winter months. And chili powdered cocoa! There's a troll recipe that makes it with a real kick! It's -fabulous-.
(( Hera... Stop talking... ))
Priestly palate
A nice, hot glass mug of white or jasmine tea, with a touch of honey.
Absinthe, anyone?
Absinthe, anyone?
Fire that shit up, Sexy.
Fire that shit up, Sexy. Mama needs somethin' stiff tonight!
----
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boyShe'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get
-----
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able.
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.
(( O.o Double entendre
((
O.o
Double entendre much? ;)
))
Turkish Coffee!
Turkish Coffee!
Morning: medium-roast
Morning: medium-roast coffee with milk and honey.
Midday: Fruit juice, any kind of berry is best.
Evening: Ale, wine, or liquor, depending on how hard the day has been.
Morning: Whiskey.
Morning: Whiskey. Straight. No ice.
Afternoon: Whiskey. Straight. No ice.
Evening: Whiskey. Straight. No ice.
____________________________________________
Let me die without fear as I have lived without it.
Lies, I've seen him drink
Lies, I've seen him drink in the evening, and he takes a double-shot of Evermurky.
Kungaloosh! Extra
Kungaloosh!
Extra Whoosh!
Fermented Spiced
Fermented Spiced Jala:
Ingredients:
One half pound roasted jala bean
One gallon spring water
Two cups briarthorn honey
One half cup Firebloom extract, aka Tinnamin.
Two Tbsp Baker's Yeast
Tools:
One cooking cauldron, clay preferred, iron as an alternate.
One Clay Jug for fermenting with a tight fitting cork
Sealing Wax
One Sungrass sieve
One reed, approximately half a pinky in width.
Mortar and Pestle
Measuring utensils
Directions:
Grind jala bean with mortar and pestle to a fine powder. Fill sieve with grind. Boil water in cooking cauldron and pour into grind. Collect expressed Jala in jug. Mix in honey and tinnamin extract and allow to cool, 24 hours. Next add yeast, cork and seal. Pierce seal with reed. Allow to ferment for approximately two weeks. More for stronger, but will become more bitter as well. Extract mixture and drain through sieve to clear solids. Bottle and seal again.
Notes:
Stranglethorn Jala is generally consider the best bean. It's harvested in the summer at the hottest time of the year and can be found wild anywhere in the Vale that water collects. Jala has been transplanted to other areas though and Feralas bean is quite passable. The best tinnamin comes from Tanaris, where the waste wanderers collect and distill the bloom into resins, oils and powders. Other sources of firebloom, like the Searing Gorge are not as efficacious due to the high sulfurous content of the soil. The spice is quite dear going for upwards of fifty ducats for a pound. Cheap tinnamin is likely made from lesser varieties or non Tanaris breeds. Avoid it as that it's flavor lacks punch and a sulfurous batch can ruin the mix. This receipe is old, originally using shells but has been adapted to the standards of measures used by the Alliance. However, the sungrass sieve should not be substituted for metal mesh. Sungrass reacts with the jala bean expressed mellowing it. Metal strained bean has a tendency to become acrid. Vessels used for fermentation should be boiled directly prior to use as to avoid contimination of the mixture. Serve warmed but do not boil again as that this can weaken the mixture. Best served with honey cakes.
Why waste good booze by
Why waste good booze by puttin' coffee in it!?
Because awake drunks af
Because awake drunks af more fun to watch.
No! Fuck joo! Take joo
No! Fuck joo! Take joo nasty bean crap an' stuff it up joo nose.
Aktarin: Shuhalo Rooibos
Aktarin: Shuhalo Rooibos tea. She got rather fond of it a few years ago. She drinks tea pretty much always.
Ythgar: Shade-grown fresh-roasted coffee. Brewed hot, served black. For alchoholic beverages, he prefers Vinguld port in mixed company, Tokaji in intimate company, and sweet white Vinguld vintages otherwise.
Mlakazar: Draenic water. Purified. You damn heathens with your poisoning of your body with addictive substances and alchohols!
Samai: White chocholate mocha thingies.
Gyrithrea: Green tea, no booze.
Shintari: he'd drink floor polish. He really would.
Balla Fasseke Kouyate: Small cups of very very spicy coffee. For alchohol, he likes rum and variants of rum, such as cachaça.
Parson likes a nice Elekk
Parson likes a nice Elekk Milkshakes with just a dash of Frost Lotus for flavouring. And maybe some sprinkles.
Warm socks are good for the soul.