VOTE FOR DA KOLJA PLZ
VOTE FOR DA KOLJA
'cause he be da candy-date wit' da right moves for Swiftystride.
Da Kolja be da candidate who will respec' our rich tradition of trollish leadahship.
Da Kolja be da candidate who be still alive. Unlike Rusti, da Kolja promises nevah to get murdehed by his own Clanmembahs. Unlike Aminax, da Kolja promises nevah to run off into da bushes nevah to be seen nor heard from again. Unlike Pukeybile, da Kolja will work da shadows from out front. Unlike any otha candy-dates, he actually has da gumption to...
ANNOUNCE HIS CANDIDACY
For da necessary central point of da Swiftstride Clan, ouah noble Matriarch, has been missin' for too long. We be amblin' aroun', lookin' for purpose, gettin' drunk on cheap rum, sleepin' late, goin' to Karazhan aftah midnight...in short da guild be depressed and guideless.
A Vote For Kolja be meanin' a Vote for Decency an' good ol'fashioned Fun. It will return us to traditional values of sweepin' reforms! Of tax breaks for trolls alchemists operatin' in Forsaken citehs! Of jobs for all da little Roaches!
Da Kolja will protec' us from Alliance incursions, wit' da exception of cute dwarven women. Da Kolja promises to balance da budget atop his tusks, to increase fundin' to da Salty Sailor so dey can finally afford a janitor, an' to give every new baby chocolate eclair.
Da Kolja promises TOTAL VICTORY and PEACE IN OUR TIME! A pot in every chicken an' an extension of da Tram to Orgrimmar!
VOTE KOLJA FOR GUILD MAMA
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(( *ROTFLMAO*Okay, that
(( *ROTFLMAO*
Okay, that speech'll be hard to beat ^_^ ))
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The Masquerading Hat-Mistress of Mayhem!
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Oh excellent. Politics can
Oh excellent. Politics can be so profitable!
*climbs the stairs of the Orgrimmar Book Repository*
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And a chicken full of pot? So that'd be smoked chicken, then?
You are, as always, prime entertainment :)
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"(I) know what art is! It's paintings of horses!"
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I'm with you Kolja. --
I'm with you Kolja.
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.picture { line-height: 0; }Heaven help me for the way I am.
Save me from these evil deeds / before I get them done.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
((I was a baby once, can I
((I was a baby once, can I cash in on the chocolate eclair deal now?))
((*giggles* Guild Mama
((*giggles* Guild Mama Kolja! WOO!))
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I'm like the warm fuzzy furby tumor in your brain!
Bloop. Bleep. Bwoopity beep.
That is all.
:plans an incursion:
:plans an incursion:
*readies the defenses with
*readies the defenses with picnic baskets, flowers, and skins of stout*
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The Future is full of beautiful unmade mistakes. ~Abe
The Future is full of beautiful unmade mistakes. ~Abe
ROFL ... ' Da Kolja will
ROFL ...
' Da Kolja will protec' us from Alliance incursions' ... just made me laugh ... ~plots~
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Haven Moderator
((I'll say this, my vote
((I'll say this, my vote goes to you Kolja. I think you have what it takes. Besides, the other candidates are somewhat lacking your enthousiam. Keep it up. ))
Slade
Respect the delicate ecology of your delusions.-Angels in america-
-Picture by Ocobo from deviant art. -
Slade
- The storm heralds the hour of destruction,
and its winds shall fan the flames ever higher.
Now accepting orders for
Now accepting orders for T-shirts...
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.picture { line-height: 0; }Solja fo da Kolja!
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
((*dies laughing
((*dies laughing
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The sweetest fib they try to tell:
‘The weak alone fall to the Fel!’
The fact they shroud within their lies:
We are all weak in demons’ eyes-
(Stolen from Rethelia)
Allow me to forget the life I've made my own,
I've held this nation in my hand and yet it's not my home...
((Stolen from Kansas' "Closet Chronicles"))